dick shine

A jerk off. One who shines cocks as in a shoe shine.

You see that son of a bitch? He is a real dick shine.

by superangrymonkey February 2, 2008

dick shine

One that is a dumbshit. Not very Smart.

Matt Jury is a Dick Shine

by BIlly September 8, 2004

Dick shine

When your dick touches a public toilet seat and you wash it off in the sink.

He had to dick shine after using the restroom.

by THEGREATGABOON February 23, 2025

dick shiner

1) Richard Earl "Dick" Shiner is a former professional American football quarterback who played in eleven National Football League seasons from 1964-1974 for six different teams.
2) an astute masturbator

Dick Shiner isn't just Howie's favorite QB of all time. It's the nickname he earned at summer camp for all the penis polishing he did in his bunk.

by Vesper47 March 17, 2017

Dirty dick shane

When a man has an enormous cock and kills women by fucking them. Women must suck as soon as they see it knowing they should never ride it.

No way Sharon, I heard he was a dirty dick shane

by Aslutonmaplelane December 9, 2021

shiney dick

A person who only works when the boss is looking.

Yo you the way Gino picked up that shove as soon as the owner pulled up, looks like we found another (Shiney dick)

by NWRocket August 2, 2017

the day the sun shines out of my dick

an eccentric saying of non belief.

Zack: hey bro, derek and mary are going out now!
Thomas: yeah, i'll believe that the day the sun shines out of my dick.

by t.h.o.m.a.s. December 14, 2007