Dick sharpener 

another name for the female's vagina

jon loves his new dick sharpener

Dick sharpener by Duh'nae December 16, 2007

sharpened dick 

A fancy term for an erection of the male penis

"I just got a sharpened dick right now!"
"You could totally see Ezrens sharpened dick through his basketball shorts."

"You may think sharpened pencils are great, but I think sharpened dicks are amazing!"

sharpened dick by Smelshelmpofdoor August 16, 2017