by Lil bubuchi October 6, 2018
"Dick In Mouth" or "D.I.M" is an acronym for someone(usually a guy) whos is basically an idiot, acts like a retard or is simply a dumb fuck and would look better with the "dick in the their mouth"
"Hey dick in mouth , what the fuck are you doing over there? You gonna get that done or pound salt up your ass?!"
by Optimus Doozer October 20, 2006
When a female gives one male oral sex then right after shes done goes and kisses/makes out with another man. So basically it's kinda like the first guy's dick is in the second's mouth hence "dick-to-mouth".
She was in the room with Dan for quite sometime, then when she came out she was making out with Sean. I am willing to bet that Sean got some dick-to-mouth there.
by HannerCBF August 9, 2009
Pretty self explanatory. When something sucks or blows or is just dumb. Can be used as a play on words.
Example 1:
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: What?
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: What?
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: O i couldn't here you on account of Dick in Mouth .
Examlpe 2:
Teacher: Today we are going to talk about our feelings.
Student: That's so Dick in Mouth .
Example 3:
Fred: When i was little, i fell down the steps and knocked out all my teeth and that's why i talk with a lisp.
Brianna: O thats def D.I.M.
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: What?
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: What?
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: O i couldn't here you on account of Dick in Mouth .
Examlpe 2:
Teacher: Today we are going to talk about our feelings.
Student: That's so Dick in Mouth .
Example 3:
Fred: When i was little, i fell down the steps and knocked out all my teeth and that's why i talk with a lisp.
Brianna: O thats def D.I.M.
by Big Sammy Fish Head May 16, 2008
A technique used to resuscitate a person (preferably a women) who has stopped breathing or fallen asleep, in which the rescuer inserts his penis into the victim's mouth area. A completely selfless act.
Jordan: "What are you doing?!"
Dave: "Oh, that bitch on the bed wasn't breathing, so I did the responsible thing and gave her some dick-to-mouth resuscitation."
Jordan: "Yup"
Dave: "Oh, that bitch on the bed wasn't breathing, so I did the responsible thing and gave her some dick-to-mouth resuscitation."
Jordan: "Yup"
by christzak October 19, 2008
Woman 1: Did you watch 50 shades of gray?
Woman 2: Yeah, the girl must have had dick in mouth disease.
Woman 2: Yeah, the girl must have had dick in mouth disease.
by Mrconjman July 5, 2017
Dick In Mouth Syndrome, aka D.I.M.S., is a condition in which an individual does not want to get off his fucking lazy ass and get a job.
"Dude, why are you always borrowing money from your mom?"
"I don't feel like getting a job. I have Dick In Mouth Syndrome."
"I don't feel like getting a job. I have Dick In Mouth Syndrome."
by Powderkegg August 15, 2008