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Dick in mouth 

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"Dick In Mouth" or "D.I.M" is an acronym for someone(usually a guy) whos is basically an idiot, acts like a retard or is simply a dumb fuck and would look better with the "dick in the their mouth"
"Hey dick in mouth , what the fuck are you doing over there? You gonna get that done or pound salt up your ass?!"
Dick in mouth by Optimus Doozer October 20, 2006

Dick in Mouth  

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Pretty self explanatory. When something sucks or blows or is just dumb. Can be used as a play on words.
Example 1:
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: What?
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: What?
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: O i couldn't here you on account of Dick in Mouth .

Examlpe 2:

Teacher: Today we are going to talk about our feelings.
Student: That's so Dick in Mouth .

Example 3:
Fred: When i was little, i fell down the steps and knocked out all my teeth and that's why i talk with a lisp.
Brianna: O thats def D.I.M.

Dick in mouth disease 

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It is where you will take any cock into your mouth whether it is a salty cock or a normal donger.
Woman 1: Did you watch 50 shades of gray?
Woman 2: Yeah, the girl must have had dick in mouth disease.

Dick in mouth syndrome

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Dick In Mouth Syndrome, aka D.I.M.S., is a condition in which an individual does not want to get off his fucking lazy ass and get a job.
"Dude, why are you always borrowing money from your mom?"

"I don't feel like getting a job. I have Dick In Mouth Syndrome."

she wants my dick in her mouth 

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Another term for when a female is sexually interested in you, also meaning:

She likes him.
She digs him.
She wants to fuck him.
Man 1: Dude, oh my gosh, you know that girl Amy? She wants my dick in her mouth.

Man 2: Oh, you mean that fat chick?

Dick In Your Mouth!

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The phrase people say when trying to fuck up your focus when playing video games, sports or having sex.
(guy steps up to hit driver)
Guy: "silence please"
Douchebag: "Dick In Your Mouth!"
Guy: "Dammit Chris!"
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Overstand 

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minimap 

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Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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