Dick and ditch

When you get dicked down and he goes to sleep directly after

“Wow, I wanted to cuddle but instead I got dick and ditched.”

by Sincerelyabigail February 07, 2019

dick and ditch

When a man knocks a woman up and leaves her to care for the baby with no support.

Person 1: Did you hear about Lindsay? She had to drop out cause she got knocked up.
Person 2: Yeah, apparently her boyfriend did a dick and ditch.

by Awesomeness20 June 04, 2018

Dick and Ditch

The act of leaving/ditching after finally getting the one thing he wanted, sex.

M 1: hey man how are you and Sally?
M2: we don't talk anymore, I decided to dick and ditch.

by kfdx February 16, 2019

Dick Dong Ditch

When you go to someone's house, suck their dick and leave.

Yo did you hear about what Leslie did to Tom last night... She dick dong ditched... What a hoe.

by GOTTA ZAYN🏃🏽💨 April 20, 2016

dick ditch

Where one hides the one-eyed bed-snake.. The vagina..

I took that bitch back home last night and spent the whole night plowing the dick ditch..

by Drex the Schizo October 29, 2007

Dick ditch

Same a slut, but implying a chasm where endless amounts of dicks can be thrown into.

That whore Stacey is such a dick ditch.

by Apk12 July 16, 2018

poop dick ditch

An up and coming term for those lame sons of bitches who think they're kinky, but freak out and run away screaming as soon as shit gets real (literally).

"This hottie and me were getting in on real good, for sure! But then..., I um, got a little ick on me, so I had to bounce!"
"You poop dick ditched? David, that's some basic ass shit right there."

by Waitforit!** May 31, 2017