Dick and bread

Used to describe anger, but is most commonly used to describe the weather.

"Holy crap, it's cold as Dick and Bread outside!"

by A piece of Broccli January 11, 2009

dick on bread

A “F.R.I.E.N.D.S.” reference regarding penis on a some loaf bread

-Yo, would you rather give up sex or food?
-....I want dick on bread.

by MisterE1313 March 19, 2018