Dick weed

Your neighbor Ben

My neighbor Ben Moots is such a dick weed

Dick weed by Gekume September 20, 2018

dick weed

A person who perpetually exercises poor social judgement.

If you don't stop acting like a dickweed, I'm going to have to kick your ass.

dick weed by George March 16, 2003

Dick Weed

A worthless and obnoxious person. A "Dick Weed" is similar to a "Dick Head."
This was a common phrase in Southern Californian surf culture in the late 1970s and early 1980s.

I am so sick of that dick weed bossing me around.

Dick Weed by Ian De La Rosa June 17, 2013

dick weed

1.) An intensely stupid person.
2.) A rare breed of plant

Careful not to mix the dick weed with the pussy willows, or you'll get a whole lot of CUM-kwat!!

dick weed by PamieLynne May 17, 2005

dick weed

Any person usually a male who insist in makein his presence known where ever he goes usually resulting in everyone think hes a complete douchebag.

Dickweed: wow im the best beer pong player ever

Group: wow this fuckin kids a god damn dick weed.

dick weed by jr3117 September 10, 2006

dick weed

A weed that grows when the wind blows. Usually grown in the southern states, it has been known to grow well north of New Jersey. Dick weed spreads very easily from area to area, and can grow to huge sizes. It is best not to plant Dick Weed to close to Pussy Willows, otherwise you may get a crop of cumquats.

Did you see the size of that Dick Weed? Man is this place full of Dick Weed's.

dick weed by G Man 79 January 28, 2007

Dick Weed

a person who thinks he is the best but is actually a real dumbass shitface pole-up-ur-ass who for some reason everybody still seems to think is cool

this kid came to our school who i cant stand.. his name is Dick Weed

Dick Weed by fcm09 August 1, 2009