Dick Von V

The act of masturbating on one’s knees while fantasizing about other men winning in fantasy football.

Richie’s European girlfriend walked in on him while he was in full Dick Von V mode.

Dick Von V by Supincome September 13, 2019

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Dick von Zipper

I would like my penis belong to celebrities, so I call him Dick von Zipper.

I call my penis -- Dick von Zipper

Dick von Zipper by surfwww1 June 7, 2004

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Victor Von Anal Dick Cheese

Victor Von Anal Dick Cheese is a very smart dude who is white asf, a lil German 😰 , and very hot 😏 no girls want him but guys do, he’s jus that cute.

girl: omg is that Victor Von Anal Dick Cheese?!?!
boy: yes he’s very hot
girl: E 😣😣

Victor Von Anal Dick Cheese by sparkzlol74 April 21, 2022

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