Dick Turner 

One becomes a "Dick Turner" when one gets drunk and fails to have the courtesy of sobering up before going about their daily grind, thus ruining other people's days by their drunkard actions.

You may have spotted a Dick Turner when you find someone who:

1. Does not use his/her inside voice.
2. Carries a solid colored coffee cup.
3. Is chronically irritable.
4. Cannot carry a conversation.
5. Disrupts the work place.
6. Walks around with their chest all out.

"Don't be such a dick turner"


Normal Guy - "You failed me again Dick, you better sober up before you teach that trig class"

Dick Turner - "WHUUUUUUUHHH!?!?!!?"

Dick Turner by OG Branflake January 4, 2009

dick mouth turner 

one who kisses a bitch who suck dick for a living;

woah, look at that dick mouth turner

dick mouth turner by Onuohah December 19, 2008

Turner Dick 

Noun
The reaction a person has when the penis experience is so awful it makes the person receiving the penis turn around.

She almost threw up after receiving that turner dick

Turner Dick by anonymous February 24, 2023

Turner Dick 

Noun
The reaction a person has when the penis experience is so awful it makes the person receiving the penis turn around.

She almost threw up after receiving that turner dick

Turner Dick by anonymous February 24, 2023