Dick Turner 

One becomes a "Dick Turner" when one gets drunk and fails to have the courtesy of sobering up before going about their daily grind, thus ruining other people's days by their drunkard actions.

You may have spotted a Dick Turner when you find someone who:

1. Does not use his/her inside voice.
2. Carries a solid colored coffee cup.
3. Is chronically irritable.
4. Cannot carry a conversation.
5. Disrupts the work place.
6. Walks around with their chest all out.

"Don't be such a dick turner"


Normal Guy - "You failed me again Dick, you better sober up before you teach that trig class"

Dick Turner - "WHUUUUUUUHHH!?!?!!?"

Dick Turner by OG Branflake January 4, 2009

dick mouth turner 

one who kisses a bitch who suck dick for a living;

woah, look at that dick mouth turner

dick mouth turner by Onuohah December 19, 2008

Turner Dick 

Noun
The reaction a person has when the penis experience is so awful it makes the person receiving the penis turn around.

She almost threw up after receiving that turner dick

Turner Dick by anonymous February 24, 2023

Turner Dick 

Noun
The reaction a person has when the penis experience is so awful it makes the person receiving the penis turn around.

She almost threw up after receiving that turner dick

Turner Dick by anonymous February 24, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016