Dick Trumpet

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An obnoxious individual with a swollen ego and a bad case of verbal diarrhoea.

I hear that Donald Trump's wig is made from the shaved pelt of the magical lion Aslan. It has a mystical power that turns the wearer into a complete and utter dick trumpet

Dick Trumpet by Noddy VanWinkle May 23, 2016

Words you can keep

Dick Trumpet

1. Noun- The Act of Performance of messaging or pleasuring the male genitalia in the act of a fellatio.

2. Noun- The Awkward announcement to someone on their position of grasping their lips around a water bottle.

3. Adjective- Someone who is very Loud and rude.

1. The girl gave the man a dick trumpet for his birthday, her fingers wrapped around his genitalia.

2. Sally Called out to Connor dick trumpet for the way he grasped the water bottle with his lips.

3. The man orally abused me through his words, after he left, all I could say is that he was a dick trumpet.

Dick Trumpet by Joshua Nickerson March 24, 2010

Related Words

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Trumpet Dick

To stick your dick inside of a trumpet, and for it to play.

Well after he fucked the trumpet, he became a trumpet dick!
His dick is now the shape of a trumpet, and can play the trumpet on its own!

Trumpet Dick by Tea Boyoyoyoyoyoy October 17, 2020

Dick Trumped

Somebody who is a waste of space and got what they deserved

Johnny Somali got Dick Trumped in Korea

Dick Trumped by Carolyn Destruction March 14, 2025

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026