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Finally, a phrase for women to use with men that is just like the phrase "bitch please".
When Sally's man gave her shit about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was "Dick please!" before making a grilled cheese and passing out.
dick please by GlazeHer April 13, 2014
Word of the Day on March 19, 2016
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dick please 

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Finally, a phrase for women to use with men that is just like the phrase "bitch please".
When Sally's man gave her shit about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was "Dick please!" before making a grilled cheese and passing out.
dick please by GlazeHer May 9, 2014

dick please 

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A typical response from a woman to a man when she's urgin' for a splurgin'.
Man: What can I get you?

Woman: Dick please.
dick please by Jellybare July 17, 2016

Dick Pleaser 

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A term to define the "slut" or "whore" of the group who has been with too many men to count.

Can also be a guy... if your into that kind of thing.
"I got a bitch named Keisha, she a real Dick Pleaser"
Dick Pleaser by Avira August 7, 2009

Dick Pleaser 

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A female, usually unattractive, who is better than good in bed.
Man, that girl from Shadow Bar was a Dick Pleaser.
Dick Pleaser by M-Geezy March 9, 2007

Trick Dick Pleasa

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Male or female who enjoys pleasing male genetalia several times per day without pay.
Geraldo is fucked in the head man! That fool is a trick dick pleasa!

dick-pleasers 

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Slang from military / drill sergeant origins. A synonym for lips or mouth.
Alright soldiers, shut your dick-pleasers and listen up.
dick-pleasers by Machetti June 1, 2007
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