Dick Money

Money given to a person by one's mom too get laid.

Becky gives her son monthly allowance too get laid. This is called Dick money

by Qdino April 25, 2014

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dick money

Slang for poor pay. Often shorted to "dick".

Tyler quit his job at the restaurant because he was making dick in tips, so he slinging weed now and doing great. (Dick = dick money)

by Bowl Pool Commish February 07, 2018

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dick money

(n.) A type of currency associated with a man's genitalia. It can be used instead of cash, change, debit cards, credit cards, checks or money orders. Only accepted at certain locations; examples include but are not limited to The Gap, Denny's, Turtle Bay Tavern NYC, Plan Parenthood. Dick Money is typically created after a woman performs oral sex on a man - turning his dick into a commodity of wealth.

Sal: Hey, you wanna go out tonight?
Austin: Nah man I'm broke.
Sal: Just have some bitch suck your dick.
Austin: Hell yeah...I'm gonna get me that dick money.

by kdubs1021 May 16, 2011

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big dick money

n. When your dick is so big it can be exchanged for lesser commodititties.

Samuel: Last night I spent my big dick money on a one night stand with Sally.
John: Big dick money well spent right there.
Samuel: Let's just say that the economy in my pants inflated 69% over the past 24 hours.

by luscious rolls and large nubs December 01, 2015

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