Dick Masterson
Dick Masterson by hulagirl86 April 28, 2020
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Dick Masterson
1. A chauvinist who constantly contradicts himself, and uses insults, rather than solid arguments to convey his 'opinion'.
Dick Masterson: women line up to go out with me!
Her: I don't see any women lining up to go out with you, and even if there were, I would be last in line.
DM: maybe if you hit the treadmill more often you will be in first.
Her: I don't see any women lining up to go out with you, and even if there were, I would be last in line.
DM: maybe if you hit the treadmill more often you will be in first.
Dick Masterson by amo1234 May 6, 2010
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