Dick Head Syndrome

a syndrome most males have where they tend to act as though they're thinking with their dick (it has a head as well) instead of their brain. This usually results in them pretending to be a nice guy just to get laid, lying, etc.

Dick head syndrome is when You meet a guy and he tells you he doesn't like having sex unless it's really meaningful so you wait a couple weeks and after you've slept together he doesn't talk to you anymore. He has dick head syndrome.



He actually is married, but he told you he is single? He must have Dick Head Syndrome.

Dick Head Syndrome by Jangel921 March 12, 2008

ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome

Usually occurs in men 65 or older.
Symptoms include:
- Wearing of cargo shorts, Skechers and New Balance shoes. -Food stains on all shirts. -The uncontrollable urge to share medical conditions with total strangers. -A sudden, frozen gaze. Mouth agape(drool sometimes present) as if they have no freaking idea of where they are. -Experts on all things: Politics, driving directions,grilling, etc. -Often forget why they are in the bathroom.

ODH wives usually die before them, out of pure desire.

This leads to the ODH usually being found dead, due to starvation, in filthy clothing.

If you suspect you are near an ODH: Don't make eye contact. Never, ever ask, "How ya doin'?"

"That guy told me about his bowel movements for 20 minutes. He must have ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome"

ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome by The Natrona Jackhammer July 16, 2024