This is a cluster of males surrounding one female. The natural habitat is Embry Riddle Aeronautical University. The forest tends to follow the female, each member hoping to one day get lucky, although that will never happen because they are all friend zoned and being used.

Dude, did you see that chick's mobile dick forrest, it was very dense today.

mobile dick forrest by Dactlyer696969 April 28, 2009

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firestick and dick

A phrase which supersedes "Netflix and chill" and accepted amoug all sexual orientation with the exception of lesbians. This is in invitation to acquire company to enjoy a movie via amazon firestick while enjoying sex.

Her: hey! Firestick and dick tonight?
Him: you bring the fire, I'll bring dick.

firestick and dick by NVprophecy January 13, 2017

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By the foreskin on my dick

A funnier and more extreme version of "By the skin of my teeth". Emphasizing a very close shave or a very narrow escape from danger.

"Phew, that was close. I literally survived that by the foreskin on my dick."

By the foreskin on my dick by ThDnMv June 14, 2023

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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