Dick Eater

a.) A delusional person who thinks their investment choices MUST succeed because of past performance. They are so sure in their blind hope that they're willing to swear they'll eat their dick if they're wrong.
b.) Idiot

John McAfee was so sure of his idiot plan he swore to eat his dick over it. Dick eater goes Nom nom nom, nom nom.

by Daniel Long November 24, 2018

Dick eater

Dick eater is a Philly word, it is technically an idiom, it means to be joe, hype, or copying something or someone. It's a sign of disrespect.

"Yo why you such a dick eater"

"We arguing then she gone laugh, like she's really a dick eater"

by Purple_Booty July 26, 2016

Dick eater

Philly slang for a person who always has something to say about someone. Someone who is always on a persons top/ a person who copy cats others.

Damn you really dick eater.

You be so hype....always the first one to dick eat off my bro.

by 111Anonymous 111 July 16, 2019

dick eater

One who orally consumes the penis.

See that fruity walk, he's a dick eater
for sure.

by Maric December 14, 2003

dick eater

A dick eater b some 1 who stupid and get on yo nerves

Ryan what the fuck you dick eater!!

by mikey December 12, 2004

dick eater

a person who likes to eat the male genitalia out

eww theirs a dick eater

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

dick-eater

What to call someone when they doing too much or on ya ass, and wont get off ya dick

Eric: thats why your mom touched you, you probably liked it, ol freaky ass.
Kyle: Stop being a fucking dick-eater, troglodyte
Eric: mb og

by wockywox October 13, 2023