Dick Duelling

The act of yourself and an opponent perfectly aligning your penises and urinate as hard as you can, so that the two jets hit eachother. The winner of the duel is whomever lasts the longest, or manages to defeat their opponent by pushing their stream back.

“Enough of this, let’s settle this like real men! Through Dick Duelling!

by Carnefice November 5, 2017

dick dueling

the art of setteling disputes between post pubesent males by standing back to back dressed in nothing but cowboy boots and holsters. on the count of three the duelers begin to furiously rub their penises while taking one step every 5 seconds. just like in a normal shootout, the person that is ejaculated upon first is declaired the loser.

the arguement between my room mate and I was resolved by old western style dick dueling

by boycottcorn April 6, 2008