Dick Bruised 

The state or condition of having a bruised dick. Can be metaphorical or literal.

1) Why is Kory walking so funny?
-He's still dick bruised after that accident with his gym locker.

2) Man, all this homework is really bruising my dick.

Bruised dick hurt mah dick dick bruised

Dick Bruised by lambrose15 November 22, 2014

Dick Bruise 

a Bruise Formed On a Womans Body After being Slapped By a Man Penis

Jenny: "My Back Hurts, Can You Take a Look at it?"

Kayla: "Wow, You Have a huge Bruise Back Here"

Jenny: "Oh ya, That must be the dick bruise from last night"

Dick Bruise by Batmans Great Aunt Sally February 12, 2010

Dick the Bruiser 

legendary pro wrestler in the 60s and 70s. Probably never used an actual wrestling hold his whole career. Mostly just pummelled opponests with his fist, also liked to throw them out of the ring and bash their head on the timekeeper's table. Other nicknmaes included "The Psychopath," "The Missing Link," and "The Most Dangerous Man Alive." Built like a fireplug at about 5'7" 240 lbs. Died of a heart attack while doing bench presses at home in 1991. Real name William Afflis.

Dick the Bruiser went from villain to fan favorite in St. Louis when he got into a feud with Black Jack Lanza.

Dick the Bruiser by Woody Thomas December 25, 2008