Dick Brick

When it’s so fucking cold outside

Yo it’s dick brick today.

by andy_get_gotted January 29, 2019

Dick Brick

An action, intentional or not, that restricts someone from getting some. Often times this is motivated by feelings of jealousy and competitiveness.

A dick brick is an individual who engages in such actions.

I was so close to getting some, but Holland wouldn’t leave. She’s such a dick brick.

by Pegretscravis April 25, 2019

dick brick

When a male's genitalia is so colossal it could capsize a brick wall.

His dick brick barely fit inside of Kristina. Aw mannn.

by Bertha Boob-face. April 30, 2008

Dick Bricking

An action performed on someone so inconsolably stupid that you need to let them know the amount of their stupidity, in the most informal and direct way. Take a dick pic, print it, tape it to a brick, then whack the aforementioned stupid person upside the head.

"Wow, Mark really deserves a good Dick Bricking"

by Qby42 September 13, 2016

Dick-Brick

(N) An individual who's personality is likened to slamming a brick on ones own dick.

Wow! That guy is a dick-brick.

by Ogre39666 February 01, 2009

dick brick sandwich

Removal of male genitalia with two bricks

I'm gonna give that two timing son of a bitch a dick brick sandwich

by Сука Блять February 21, 2015

Brick Dick

Used in New York as slang for cold as hell

Its brick dick outside

by MszBrooklynNY January 27, 2014