dick beater
term coined by large disgruntled pregnant ladies and other various man-haters to refer to a mans hands.
dick beater by Christa Kay February 8, 2007
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Dick Beater
The terminal, prehensile part of the arm in humans and higher primates, consisting of the wrist, metacarpals, fingers, and thumb or an impression of the markings of the inner surface of the last joint of the thumb or other fingers.
Mom said to wash your dick beaters before you come to dinner. You will be in trouble if I fined one more dirty dick beater on my wall!
Dick Beater by Mary Eileen July 16, 2008
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Dick Beater's Arm
When one of your arms is noticeably stronger or larger than the other, giving the impression that one beats their dick excessively. Does not have to be caused by dick beating, any activity that results in uneven arm musculature can be considered dick beater's arm.
I recently started practicing my axe skills, but only my right arm is getting any stronger. I'm going to get dick beater's arm!
Dick Beater's Arm by TheBikesman November 25, 2021
Buzzer Beater Dick
"Babe I just started my period." "Good thing we banged first. Talk about the Dick that beat the Buzzer! Yeah Buzzer Beater Dick!
Buzzer Beater Dick by CATALYST O.S. June 8, 2023
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Before he set off on his weekend away from home Thomas told his neighbor, Terry, "Now I expect to find all of my possessions and personal property to be right where I last left everything when I return on Monday. In short, keep your goddamn dick-beaters off of anything that does not belong to you."
dick-beaters by Nikki Stixx February 16, 2021
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