Dick banger

Someone who chooses their mate by the size of their penis

My sister is a dick banger.

by Grox9999 July 7, 2016

Dick banger

: One who has a uncontrollable urge to masterbate to 80's glam bands, With the popular choices being Winger, White Snake, and Skid Row!

:Also used as a insult to one masterbating frequently.

Blackie: Hey Dick Banger Hows it hangin!
Goo: Pretty good Slap Nuts You going to see White snake tonight/
Blackie: Wow dude......Not cool.

by I Black Op I August 28, 2009

Dick Banger

noun

an extremely fat xl blunt, filled entirely with hydroponic cannabis.

1: hey, is that a xl tube in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
2: yeah, with a dick banger inside.

by droski19 August 3, 2010

Dick Bagger

The relationship between David Bowie & Mick Jagger. Also the best ship name ever

Dick Bagger is real, just watch the Dancing in The Street music video

by the beetles July 31, 2016

dick bagger

Greatest ship EVER, David Bowie+Mick Jagger. And it is/was REAL.

1: Hey have you heard Dancing in the street?
2: Yes, I ship Dick Bagger ever since
1: Me too, did you know it was confirmed by bowie's ex-wife, she found them post-coitus and just offered them coffee.
2: SO COOL!

by dickbaggershipperandprostitute March 16, 2016

Dick bagger

Have you watched the music video to dancing in the street it’s so gay I now ship dick bagger

Mick jagger and David Bowie have the greatest ship name (dick bagger) .

by Y so funky January 19, 2020

dick badger

A dick badger is a tall lanky white kid named Luke. Also a pretty cool cat to be around yet still a faggot.

You’re a real dick badger.

by Carl tha Gawd March 2, 2018