Diarrhea Defense

When you don’t want to go to an event or do something and blame it on diarrhea. Nobody will ever question it. It’s the perfect excuse.

I got out of dinner tonight by using the diarrhea defense. Worked like a charm!

Diarrhea Defense by Preston J. Smith April 2, 2022

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