a disease some fat guy on a horse talks about. he usually pronounces it diabeetis
"with this new testing device diabetes is a piece of cake"
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Diabetes is a disease that either means you take tablets or you have injections everyday around 4-5 times everyday. You also have to prick your finger and put it on a strip. It is NOT contagious or disgusting. I have diabetes and i am proud to say that I have it and if any one is mean to me about it, I don't care because I've had it since a young age and it just makes me and diabetic people stronger!
I have diabetes and need injections.
by Katrina74 October 5, 2017
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A disease contracted by eating a life time's worth of yummy snacks in 10 minutes. Disease made famous by Wilford Brimley, who has a very distinct pronunciation of the word" Die-a-bee-tus.
"Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley, and I have diabetes"
by Fernando Gonzales December 23, 2008
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Diabetes (while not a laughing matter) previously consisted of Type 1 (juvenile) and Type 2 (adult onset). It now also includes Diabetes, Types 3-8:
Type 3 = instant onset
Type 4 = pre-emptive onset
Type 5 = person-to-person
Type 6 = airborne
Type 7 = STD, or Sexually Transmitted Diabetes
Type 8 = retroactive
Type 3 = instant onset (eating a lot of donuts)
Type 4 = pre-emptive onset (thinking about donuts)
Type 5 = person-to-person (like catching a cold)
Type 6 = airborne (you smell donuts)
Type 7 = STD, or Sexually Transmitted Diabetes (does it need an explanation?)
Type 8 = retroactive (you know you ate a lot of donuts in the past)
by werdnad July 26, 2013
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A disablilty to preform simple or complicated tasks.
A medical disorder that causes you to be cool.
Mom: Son finnish your homework!
Son: I cant because of my diabetes!
Guy1: Why does he have sooo many friends?
Guy2: Dude, he has diabetes!
by moocowawesomeness April 25, 2009
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A disease that you do not want to get. Trust me, it fucking sucks. You have to take shots all the time and you have to have diet drinks.
I hate having this goddamn shit known as diabetes.
by Mr. Obvious February 15, 2004
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