by iuog34hgtipoh3iughrioghop3jg3o June 22, 2009
Diabetes is a disease that either means you take tablets or you have injections everyday around 4-5 times everyday. You also have to prick your finger and put it on a strip. It is NOT contagious or disgusting. I have diabetes and i am proud to say that I have it and if any one is mean to me about it, I don't care because I've had it since a young age and it just makes me and diabetic people stronger!
by Katrina74 October 5, 2017
A disease contracted by eating a life time's worth of yummy snacks in 10 minutes. Disease made famous by Wilford Brimley, who has a very distinct pronunciation of the word" Die-a-bee-tus.
by Fernando Gonzales December 23, 2008
Diabetes (while not a laughing matter) previously consisted of Type 1 (juvenile) and Type 2 (adult onset). It now also includes Diabetes, Types 3-8:
Type 3 = instant onset
Type 4 = pre-emptive onset
Type 5 = person-to-person
Type 6 = airborne
Type 7 = STD, or Sexually Transmitted Diabetes
Type 8 = retroactive
Type 3 = instant onset
Type 4 = pre-emptive onset
Type 5 = person-to-person
Type 6 = airborne
Type 7 = STD, or Sexually Transmitted Diabetes
Type 8 = retroactive
Type 3 = instant onset (eating a lot of donuts)
Type 4 = pre-emptive onset (thinking about donuts)
Type 5 = person-to-person (like catching a cold)
Type 6 = airborne (you smell donuts)
Type 7 = STD, or Sexually Transmitted Diabetes (does it need an explanation?)
Type 8 = retroactive (you know you ate a lot of donuts in the past)
Type 4 = pre-emptive onset (thinking about donuts)
Type 5 = person-to-person (like catching a cold)
Type 6 = airborne (you smell donuts)
Type 7 = STD, or Sexually Transmitted Diabetes (does it need an explanation?)
Type 8 = retroactive (you know you ate a lot of donuts in the past)
by werdnad July 26, 2013
Mom: Son finnish your homework!
Son: I cant because of my diabetes!
Guy1: Why does he have sooo many friends?
Guy2: Dude, he has diabetes!
Son: I cant because of my diabetes!
Guy1: Why does he have sooo many friends?
Guy2: Dude, he has diabetes!
by moocowawesomeness April 25, 2009
A disease that you do not want to get. Trust me, it fucking sucks. You have to take shots all the time and you have to have diet drinks.
by Mr. Obvious February 15, 2004