by diabetic terrorist March 16, 2018
Diabetes: their is two main types type one, and type two type two is mostly seen in obese people which is where your body is two large to produce enough of a hormone called insulin your body needs to turn food into energy. Type one is seen in two out of a thousand people. It is when your body attacks a part of the body called the pancreas, which makes a hormone insulin in your body that turns food you eat into sugar or in other words the food turns to energy with out that hormone your body gets very sick and you can possibly die! But with the help of fake insulin which is what's in the pancreas to turn food to energy people with type one can live a HAPPY life! Type two on the other hand they need to loose lots of weight and get fit to help them out.
by Maybell rain August 3, 2019
diabetes is a disease that makes you cuss incesently and makes you extremely irritable(especially when you have doctors that dont know what they're doing and numbers more off the wall than a baby who drinks coffee.)
by Afton February 9, 2005
Type one is when your body produces little or no insulin, mostly in juvenile patients but can be diagnosed at any age. You usually either have to take shots daily or you have an insulin pump. Most people (of both types) test regularly(at least 4 times a day)
type two is when someone is(generally) overweight, and cannot produce enough insulin to reach all places of the body. they usually have to have pills to help.
type two is when someone is(generally) overweight, and cannot produce enough insulin to reach all places of the body. they usually have to have pills to help.
by Harumi Miyake January 18, 2009
If you have type one diabetes your beautiful and god was sooooo jealous he took your pancreas
Another reason:your pancreas just could stand your beauty
Another reason:your pancreas just could stand your beauty
by I'm not weird November 29, 2019
One of the best diseases out there! Cause when you become diabetic you get a indestructible pancreas that everyone is jealous of mann!
+Plus you get to freak people out, make them think your on heroin, when they ask "OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!"
+And...if class gets super boring..you can scare the teacher by saying "IM REALLY LOW I HAVE TO GO RIGHT NOW TO GET JUICE BEFORE I PASS OUT" and then go to the soda machine fore 20 mins and get some food while everyone else sits in class.
Or if you forgot to study for a test..you can leave for that reason too. :
+D4L DIABETES IS INSANELY AWESOME!!!!
+Plus you get to freak people out, make them think your on heroin, when they ask "OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!"
+And...if class gets super boring..you can scare the teacher by saying "IM REALLY LOW I HAVE TO GO RIGHT NOW TO GET JUICE BEFORE I PASS OUT" and then go to the soda machine fore 20 mins and get some food while everyone else sits in class.
Or if you forgot to study for a test..you can leave for that reason too. :
+D4L DIABETES IS INSANELY AWESOME!!!!
teacher:"its time to take a test"
kidd with diabetes:"IM LOW! BYE!"
*diabetic exits without fuss with teacher in 5 second FLAT*
kidd with diabetes:"IM LOW! BYE!"
*diabetic exits without fuss with teacher in 5 second FLAT*
by Diana Dz May 21, 2008
Diabetes is a God forsaken disease. There are two main causes to this, for type 1 your pancreas simply fails on you, it was not their fault. On the other hand type 2 was definitely their fault for eating too many twinkies and big macs. Both types of diabetes may need insulin injections to regulate blood sugar. Type 1 diabetics will always have to either inject themselves, or get a manual pump. Type 2 diabetics may need injections, depending on their conditions. Hypo glycemic is when someone's blood sugar is very low, this could lead to a coma, or death. Hyper glycemic is when someone has too high of a blood star count, these effects include, vomiting, nausea, and lethargy. Please trust this information, I myself am a type1 diabetic, and at most I take 7 shots a day
by PandaBoi1337 May 30, 2012