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A disease contracted by eating a life time's worth of yummy snacks in 10 minutes. Disease made famous by Wilford Brimley, who has a very distinct pronunciation of the word" Die-a-bee-tus.
"Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley, and I have diabetes"
by Fernando Gonzales December 22, 2008
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Diabetes (while not a laughing matter) previously consisted of Type 1 (juvenile) and Type 2 (adult onset). It now also includes Diabetes, Types 3-8:
Type 3 = instant onset
Type 4 = pre-emptive onset
Type 5 = person-to-person
Type 6 = airborne
Type 7 = STD, or Sexually Transmitted Diabetes
Type 8 = retroactive
Type 3 = instant onset (eating a lot of donuts)
Type 4 = pre-emptive onset (thinking about donuts)
Type 5 = person-to-person (like catching a cold)
Type 6 = airborne (you smell donuts)
Type 7 = STD, or Sexually Transmitted Diabetes (does it need an explanation?)
Type 8 = retroactive (you know you ate a lot of donuts in the past)
by werdnad July 26, 2013
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A disablilty to preform simple or complicated tasks.
A medical disorder that causes you to be cool.
Mom: Son finnish your homework!
Son: I cant because of my diabetes!
Guy1: Why does he have sooo many friends?
Guy2: Dude, he has diabetes!
by moocowawesomeness April 25, 2009
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Usually fat people or obese people have this.Commonly found in people named christiaan.
Hey I think I have diabetes.
Well is your name Christiaan
No
Your fine then
by Epppppiccc_man June 04, 2019
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If you have type one diabetes your beautiful and god was sooooo jealous he took your pancreas

Another reason:your pancreas just could stand your beauty
Hooman:wow your beautiful

You:I have type one diabetes
Hooman:I wish I did๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
by I'm not weird November 28, 2019
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When u eat too much chocolatee u get dis. Sub 2 ObliviousLuke on YT
Bob has 500 chocolate cakes. He eats 499. What does Bob have.
Answer: diabetes
by ItzJustLuke April 16, 2019
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