American Wedding

Funniest. Movie. Ever.

I love watching Stiffler on American Wedding.

by Mr. Obvious February 15, 2004

Cola

it's a fucking soft drink!

Pepsi is a Cola. I like Cola

by Mr. Obvious February 15, 2004

paradox

Read below.

The below statement is false.
The above statement is true.

by Mr. Obvious April 13, 2004

Cape Hatteras

ONe of the most boring places on the planet. (coming from a resident) Every summer, tourists come down and make the residents' lives hell. It also has a dumbass secondary school.

Daddy, do we have to live at cape hatteras?

by Mr. Obvious February 15, 2004

diabetes

A disease that you do not want to get. Trust me, it fucking sucks. You have to take shots all the time and you have to have diet drinks.

I hate having this goddamn shit known as diabetes.

by Mr. Obvious February 15, 2004

terrorists

The biggest fuckers in all of history. and they're pussies too

terrorists are pussies

by Mr. Obvious February 16, 2004

paper mario

One of the best fucking games in the whole world. It kicks X-box right in the balls, and it's on a 64 bit system!

Paper Mario kicks fucking ass!

by Mr. Obvious February 15, 2004