Di'ck blizzard

When you stick your male specimen into an ac unit (or freezer) and ejaculate on your partners face.

After it was gettin hot and heavy I told ma gurl sherry to get her ski goggles ready bc I'm about to give ya a di'ck blizzard.

by Jaxxx Frost June 18, 2016

Dick Blizzard

Dick blizzard refers to the phenomenon in which a recently single female joins a dating app (Tinder, Bumble, etc.) and soon finds herself bombarded with potential male companions to the point of exhaustion and/or confusion---not unlike trying to weather a blizzard of dicks.

The dick blizzard is perhaps a recent phenomenon generated by advent of mobile dating apps. Although the counter argument can be advanced that dating apps have simply exacerbated a longstanding post-break up reality. Further research is therefore needed.

I haven't seen much of Kait since she broke up with Mark. She good?

Kait's good. She got back on Tinder so she's in the midst of a wicked dick blizzard. Storm of the century level, man.

by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017