Devontius 

He’s generous and big-hearted, self-confident, determine, funny, and natural leader. He’s fearless and impossible to challenge, hurt or destroy, his only weaknesses being fear and aggression towards those he confront. When he’s in love, he’s fun, loyal, respectful and very generous towards his loved one. He will take the role of a leader in any relationship, and strongly rely on his need for independency and initiative. He tends to be warm, passionate, and dynamic. He’s powerful and commanding, and he isn’t afraid to show it. He tends to be extremely generous with his time, attention, and affection. When he sets out to achieve something, he isn’t going to stop until it's done (and done right). Usually he’s right at the center, entertaining people with their sense of humor. A guy like Devontius one of kind, you’ll never find a guy like him.

A guy like Devontius can be the best lover you’ll ever have.

Devontius by Delpeaceout November 23, 2021

Devonistation

Describes apocalyptic destruction and devastation in the English county of Devon wrought by extreme bad weather. A portmanteau of Devon and devastation.

Rob: Have you seen the storm damage in Dawlish? The train line is hanging off a cliff and a house is falling into the sea!

Vikki: Yeah, prime devonistation!

Devonistation by Harrybo February 9, 2014

devonism 

A general theme or specific knowledge that, over a period of time, ranging from weeks to months, or even years, will repeat from groups of people with no knowledge of the general theme or specific knowledge's occurrence. This event is not a coincidence, and is caused by extreme luck. As Ian Fleming once said, "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times, it's enemy action."

Cristy and I were talking about "Don't Stop Believin'" and not only did it start playing on the car radio thirty minutes later, but the people next to us were talking about it while we watched the movie. It was totally a devonism

devonism by Chevalier January 21, 2010

depontisate 

To throw off a bridge, as in a person. (verb)

The etymology of defenestrate is such that the root, fenestra, comes from the latin word fenestra, which means "window". Defenestrate, therefore, pretty much means de-window-ate. If you dewindowate someone, what are you doing to them?
The latin word for bridge is pontis. To debridgeate someone, you need only depontisate them.

If you were to jump off a bridge and depontisate yourself, you would be committing suicide via death by autodepontization.

depontisate by ButterWang July 5, 2007

Devonism 

The belief that ties are powerful and Friday when people dress down, is the time to dress up to show superiority over everyone

Devon is a devonism god. He never misses I Friday!

Devonism by The ultimate juice December 8, 2017

devonism 

someone who is blonde, and while slightly booksmart, they lack common knowledge skills. When asked a common question... the response is outrageous and called a devonism

hey what's 17 +17? ...28.

man what a devonism!

"why do they need to see a ree-zooms on our application?"

"why are we exciting into traffic?"

"Is the Rockefeller Center named after the clothing line Rockafella?"

devonism by C.EM. March 31, 2010

desontish 

A much more elegant synonym of "ok", to be used when describing appearance.

Person 1: get a pic of me lukin desontish!

desontish by Mark Rawson December 14, 2008