Deuceotomy

When you need to take a larger than normal bowel movement. I need to get the duece(#2) out of me.

Boss: Tony why you are late coming back from lunch!?!
Tony: Sorry boss, I had an appointment.
Boss: Oh, is everything alright?
Tony: Yea, turns out I just needed to get a Deuceotomy.
Boss: That sound serious...
Tony: Yea, it was pretty shitty.

by A2theEyE January 27, 2018

Deuceronomy

Having a bowel movement of biblical proportions.

Oh my goodness gracious, God has blessed me. I just dropped a dirty deuceronomy that could choke a camel, so...

by Scottzers!!! May 13, 2013

duckotomy

A duckotomy, similar to a dichotomy, is a condition wherein a duck is split into two equal but non-overlapping parts, normally before duckfisting.

Phred and Shaunequa were presented with a duckotomy last Wednesday. They could not resolve it.

by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009

emergency deucectomy

The act of removing a dangerous & potentially deadly poo immediately.

After making four trips through the buffet line, I need to perform an emergency deucectomy stat!

by slice60 November 24, 2009