Detroit Slammer

...the time when one is attempting to complete a "cleveland steamer" by defacating on one's mate's chest, but in mid-shite, the "steamer" becomes a raging fit of diahrea, unfortunately for the mate, but to the great fortune of the "slammer" (if such person is a masochist)

Gosh, I was gettin' it on with my honey, and she asked me to put a steamer on her chest....I must've had some bad Thai food or somethin', but I cranked out a DETROIT SLAMMER all over her breats!! Damn, she was pissed!

Detroit Slammer by demetrius gore May 17, 2003

Detroit Slammer

Usually referred to as having someone defocating on you, while having a bad case of the runs. The most common of Detroit Slammer involves eating a coney dog, and crapping the remains all over someone's face Anyone who enjoys this practice should drown in a big pool of shit.

"After you eat that coney dog, could you pleas drop trou, and squeeze out a Detroit Slammer on my chest"
~Tenacious D, "Rock Your Socks Off"

Detroit Slammer by Tayshon Prince May 14, 2003

Detroit Slimmer

A sexual position where the male fills a lady up with his goo then gets down blows air into her love taco holds it shut then sticks his tongue in her stink star and then releases all the pressure from the love taco so it splatters all over his forehead.

Stan pumped a load in that girl one night and did the Detroit slimmer on her and look like a real ghost buster

Detroit Slimmer by PapaLeelee February 4, 2026