Detritum 

My username in a lot of games

NO ONE TAKES MY USERNAME

“What’s your username?”

“Detritum”

“Damn you weirdass guy.”

“Fuck you.”

Detritum by Detritum July 18, 2023

digital detritus 

The thousands of email addresses, blogs, GeoCities sites, AngelFire and Tripod pages that are floating around cyberspace, neglected by creators who have forgotten the passwords to the accounts.

I made a GeoCities page when I was in high school and have no idea what the URL is, it's just another piece of digital detritus now.

digital detritus by DT Blair October 1, 2010

detritus 

Stuff left behind, shit that no one wants. From Latin. Often used when the speaker expects that the listener won't know what the word means. This word is commonly used to describe the pile of bones and feathers that the hawk leaves behind after he eats the pigeon.

* Is that your detritus there?
* Why is all this detritus in the back seat of my car?

Pronounced DEE-truh-tus

detritus by dbushong June 9, 2005

detritus 

A useless person, someone that fails to be good at necessarily anything. Trash.

After her career collapsed, Lindsey Lohan became detritus.

detritus by c.montroseisgay May 9, 2011

Detritus Dave

A man who’s liver is quickly decomposing due to a constant flow of IPA’s.

Detritus Dave just got off work and is heading to the bar to get his fix.

Detritus Dave by 1000fun October 6, 2018

Floor detritus

The small bits of unwanted fluff, carpet fibers, paper scraps, lint balls, food crumbs, pet related waste, and other general trash that accumulates on the floor between cleanings.

Today my 9 month old reached out and handed me the bit of floor detritus she found instead of immediately putting it in her mouth!

Floor detritus by Sleepymom March 23, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019