Destiny Collision 

A 'Destiny Collision' is where two or more people meet after an accident has happened (fender bender) and then begin a friendship or relationship. Relationships can develop from a bad incident. It's a karma thing.

"Did you hear what happened to Chrissie? That guy, Nick, who she had a little fender bender with called her and asked her to coffee! Chrissie kind of likes him, too. If this works out, this is a 'destiny collision' for sure!

"Eric was rushing to get off of the elevator and he rammed into this girl who was waiting to get on the elevator. She lost her balance and fell down. He helped to pick her up and they locked eyes and that was it. They're going out on Friday. That was a 'destiny collision', man.

I got into it with this guy behind me at the DMV today. He was all over me about not standing back so far and to move up in line. Then we started laughing about it. Then we had a little flirt.... Now I know what a 'destiny collision' feels like.

Destiny Collision by KarmaKollision September 9, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012