The feeling you get when your Urban Dictionary definition doesn't get published. This is caused by a bunch of faggots called editors who refuse to publish.
Person 1: Hey.
Person 2: I'm sad.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: I've got the definition depression.
Person 1: Oh. I hate those damn editors, too.
by AFuckingMotherFucker January 2, 2012
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doesn't exist...it's for all those people who want to get attention...it's sad...really
Jane: i'm soooo depressed
David: Get over it!
by spongemunkie September 10, 2005
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Being emotionally conflicted because of the lack of dick or sexual activity, can affect social and academic life.
I didnt bother doing my homework last night because of my dick depression.
by Sandy squarepants October 3, 2017
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A very scary feeling to have it takes over your life and makes you overthink your thoughts and cry because you want to. This mood can never be cured only by someone with a heart can.
My cat is always staring outside the window and he looks like he has severe depression.
by bad viber February 15, 2018
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Session Depression is the come down experienced by a person (or a group of people) after a heavy drinking session spanning over at least 2 days. The depressive state, after the session can last up to a week.
After a heavy weekend Tom phones John " John, I have a bad case of session depression, I'm never drinkning like that again"
by V8_Manga December 10, 2009
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When you suck at COD and it ruins your entire day.
COD depression:

Joe you wanna go watch the game?
No my life is ruined I just went 5 and 16
by eric1829 January 25, 2010
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a term not largely known among people.
it is commonly described when you are so depressed inside yet you hide these aching emotions and appear to be happy and chipper to others. many people may confuse smiling depression with other things or may just classify it as being depressed but in fact it varies largely from being depressed.

in addition to being depressed: feeling numb inside, having a constant feeling of worthlessness, and not knowing what to do in life, when you are dealing with smiling depression people become even more confused from the constant role play of being happy to others. people with smiling depression want to get better but do not know what to do to console others, and most likely the disease of smiling depression must go away naturally because no one will help out the individual. seeing that no one knows of the persons true depressing thoughts.
"oh look at elaine she is always so happy!"

elaine's inner thoughts:"if only others knew how i truly felt. why do i always to showcase smiling depression? and not be able to show my true self"
by xxdefeatedxx. July 17, 2008
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