departmental

When your department at work just absolutely loses it, mostly due to attending multiple unecessary meetings that last entirely too long.

Gah! I had 6 meetings this week!? If I have one more meeting I am going to go totally departmental!

by bittygirla June 10, 2007

Departmental out-cross

The opposite of department-cest. Dating/fucking someone outside your academic department. Usually applied in reference to graduate students.

From the genetics term "outcross" referring to a mating between individuals from two different linages or populations.

Damn, you have screwed every chick in the department aside from your officemates! Time for a departmental out-cross!

by Mike4587 December 2, 2010

inter departmental penile implant

when your boss is transferred to another department, and the replacement is some hack you used to have seniority over, hence making your job a living hell.

i ca'nt believe they made that choad eater my boss. he does'nt know his head from a hole in the ground. i sure as hell wo'nt listen to that inter departmental penile implant. what a bunch of cocksmunch's!

by freedav05 January 9, 2007

department of the interior

Department of the interior yet another name for Vagina

I'm hoping to see the department of the interior tonight

by Tonythetiler November 12, 2016

IT department

A place where you sit around a computer for eight hours watching movies, texting, and playing minesweeper.

Other responsibilities include adding/removing computer hardware, testing software, checking the database, replacing printer cartridges, ordering computer parts, and troubleshooting around the office.

Also the fax machine is always broken and there's never coffee in the break room.

Working in an IT department isn't very convincing but the pay rate is awesome, especially if you're fresh out of college.

by pregnant rhino January 29, 2012

Los Alamos Police Department

Los Alamos Police Department (LAPD) is a department consisting of a variety of ape like mammals. These creatures are generally known for their low intelligence, small stature, arrogant personalities, and an uncanny sense of smell for underage trouble such as toilet papering houses. The LAPD carry the authority to arrest individuals for a variety of crimes such as J walking, laughing, sneezing, stetching, playing tennis, and reading. Studies have shown that the psychology of these individuals relates to that of a booger eating adolescent that was picked on throughout highschool and seeks revenge as an adult. Although the majority of the time, these individuals continue to get picked on as adults, the LAPD have found means to carry weapons to make up for the typical tiny weiners found on these animals. While not at work, these creatures can typically be found on their back with their legs over their head attempting to suck on their own weiners. See also short man's syndrome, sissy, dooshbag, vagina man and duck butter

Example 1: "I just saw a lizard eat an ant. We should probably call the Los Alamos Police Department!"

Example 2: "My girlfriend says my penis is too big; however, she used to date a guy from Los Alamos Police Department, so it's really not a big compliment."

Example 3: "You should graduate highschool or else you will end up at Los Alamos Police Department."

Example 4: "If you guys call me a girl 14 or 15 more times, I will join Los Alamos Police Department."

Example 5: "I wish I could read. Now I have to join Los Alamos Police Department."

Example 6: "Oh no, here comes the Los Alamos Police Department, pull a vagina man so they are not intimidated."

by Lost Almost August 16, 2010

Based Department

A term used to signify that a given individual is exceptionally based, generally in the form of an allusion implying that the person in question would be best hired by a potential department composed of equally based employees.

- I'm a blue cheese enthusiast.
- Hello, Based Department?

by Jalapeño October 22, 2020