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A dental nerd. A dental professional, most likely a dentist or dental student, who is so obssessed with teeth and the mouth that they think or talk about little else, becoming essentially "dentally retarded." This happend especially when grouped with other dentards. Spouses of dentards are the most likely to be affected by dentard behavior, unable to control the track of a conversation or party from becoming focused on teeth or the dental office.
Friend/Spouse: So, what do you want to do later?
Dentard: Did you know that you have spinach between eight and nine?
F/S: Oh, thanks... ummm, did you see hear that we can still get tickets to that concert?
Dentard: Yeah, but you still didn't get it. Here, I have some floss in my wallet.
dentard by Aaron J. R. June 12, 2008
Slang for a totally stupid person. The worst person you can ever meet. Never use this on your friends, and never joke about it. Calling someone dentare can completely kill their reputation, so only use it on people you really hate,
Person 1: Omg, is John picking his nose?
Person 2: Ewww, yes!
Person 1: He is sooo dentare!
Dentare by ItzTheQueen April 24, 2014
A dental nerd. A dental professional, most likely a dentist or dental student, who is so obssessed with teeth and the mouth that they think or talk about little else, becoming essentially "dentally retarded." This happend especially when grouped with other dentards. Spouses of dentards are the most likely to be affected by dentard behavior, unable to control the track of a conversation or party from becoming focused on teeth or the dental office.
Friend/Spouse: So, what do you want to do later?
Dentard: Did you know that you have spinach between eight and nine?
F/S: Oh, thanks... ummm, did you see hear that we can still get tickets to that concert?
Dentard: Yeah, but you still didn't get it. Here, I have some floss in my wallet.
dentard by Aaron J. R. June 11, 2008

Detargent 

In between a detective and a sargent and less capable then the two combined. Most detargents end up working dispatch and drinking heavily or beating their wives in absence of alcohol or children to hit. Most criminals encounter a detargent at the police station will certianly be released due to lack of evidence or professionalism.
I got busted for killing a hooker but it was Detargent Steve who booked me so I got let go
Detargent by Rohypnol Rider February 27, 2011

Denturgeon 

Denturgeon refers to the skillful act of holding in poop while brushing your teeth, demonstrating the delicate balance of maintaining oral hygiene amidst urgent gastrointestinal needs.
Despite the urgent call of nature, Sarah displayed impressive denturgeony as she skillfully brushed her teeth while managing to keep nature’s demands at bay.
Denturgeon by rubandz October 6, 2023
A player from World of Warcraft that plays on the US Server Dentarg. It's the combination of "Dentarg" and "Retard" and is usually used in a friendly way.
TradePlayer1: What's up my fellow Dentards?
TradePlayer2: Sure as hell isn't the server pop.
Dentard by McVagh January 6, 2008