Detargent

In between a detective and a sargent and less capable then the two combined. Most detargents end up working dispatch and drinking heavily or beating their wives in absence of alcohol or children to hit. Most criminals encounter a detargent at the police station will certianly be released due to lack of evidence or professionalism.

I got busted for killing a hooker but it was Detargent Steve who booked me so I got let go

by Rohypnol Rider February 27, 2011

Detergent

The taste that can be transferred telepathically from one human to another while’mst high

Friend 1: Hey Jonny boi, do you taste.. DETERGENT!?
Jonny boi: “You fucker!! I do taste it, and now it’s gonna be stuck in my mouth for hours!! :(

by OTJdog November 27, 2018

Mind Detergent

Street slang for LSD.
Acid.

Dude I'm tripping balls from that Mind Detergent we dropped earlier.

by KnifetheMack October 29, 2009

Detergent suicide

Killing one's own self by mixing common household products to produce hydrogen sulfide gas. Based on the Japanese technique which used detergent as an ingredient.

Detergent suicide is quickly replacing carbon monoxide poisoning as Japan's preferred suicide method and is slowly catching on in the United States.

by amk6897 October 20, 2009

Laundry detergent

Something that I'm addicted to

Me: *opens laundry detergent box and starts sniffing*
Also me: * gets sore nose and bad sneezing*

by Danethemane August 28, 2020

deturdgent

A cleaning product used to remove turd stains from laundry.

I have serious turd stains on my boxers, so I had to wash with a deturdgent.

by I. P. Daly November 9, 2012

Peanut Butter Detergent

When you shit in someones washer right before they run it but without them knowing it.

Totally gave that guys load some peanut butter detergent.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009