Dentare 

Slang for a totally stupid person. The worst person you can ever meet. Never use this on your friends, and never joke about it. Calling someone dentare can completely kill their reputation, so only use it on people you really hate,

Person 1: Omg, is John picking his nose?
Person 2: Ewww, yes!
Person 1: He is sooo dentare!

Dentare by ItzTheQueen April 24, 2014

Denture Capitalism 

Start-up and later stage funding provided to companies with potential for great gain or risk is typically referred to as venture capitalism. 'Denture Capitalism' captures the fact that venture capitalism is typically funded by elderly plutocrats.

'Sources report that Denture Capitalism kingpin Warren Buffett's interest in Mr. Vokonvov's innovative search engine has helped attract ample funding to the start-up.'

Denture Capitalism by Mo Dixley July 30, 2012

denture lab 

a nasty ass place where nasty ass dentures are made and repaired. People who work in these labs have cracked skin on their hands, and damaged lungs from breathing in dry plaster, stone and acrylic dust.

Tab works in a denture lab and will probably end up developing Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease. (C.O.P.D)from breathing in all the dust used in the process of this job. Tab tells some stomach turning stories about some of the dirty, smelly dentures that come in for repairs.

denture lab by Smelly denture June 17, 2008

Denterexic

When someone has white teeth but they think that their teeth are yellow so they obsess over brushing their teeth/whitening them. Similar to anorexia but involving an obsession over teeth rather than weight.

Jim: "My teeth look so yellow today."
Bob: "Dude your teeth look completely fine. They actually look pretty white today."
Jim: "Oh, we'll I'm just gonna brush my teeth again later anyway."
Bob: "Wow you actually have a problem. You might even be denterexic."

Denterexic by Unknown denterexic patient April 26, 2013

no denture adventure 

When a particularly elderly woman pops out her dentures and gives you a blowjob.

Bennet: Yo Coop Charlies mom gave me the best no denture adventure ever last night

Coop: Oooh shit son!

no denture adventure by Lan-c3r June 10, 2014

dentard 

A dental nerd. A dental professional, most likely a dentist or dental student, who is so obssessed with teeth and the mouth that they think or talk about little else, becoming essentially "dentally retarded." This happend especially when grouped with other dentards. Spouses of dentards are the most likely to be affected by dentard behavior, unable to control the track of a conversation or party from becoming focused on teeth or the dental office.

Friend/Spouse: So, what do you want to do later?
Dentard: Did you know that you have spinach between eight and nine?
F/S: Oh, thanks... ummm, did you see hear that we can still get tickets to that concert?
Dentard: Yeah, but you still didn't get it. Here, I have some floss in my wallet.

dentard by Aaron J. R. June 12, 2008

dentresangle 

Noun (UK English colloq.). An individual who engages in acts of unparalleled stupidity while driving.

The driver of that truck hasn't a clue how to operate it safely! He's veering all over the road! What a complete and utter dentresangle!

dentresangle by Mad Dog 2000 March 19, 2012