dense motherfucker

a person that doesn't understand something and totaly disregards it after it has been explained.

john: where did you lose did your phone?
ray: the park, but don't worry if someone finds it i'm sure they'll call me.
j: they can't.
r: why?
j: you don't have your phone, so they cant call you.
r: but it's my phone.
j:you DENSE motherfucker

dense motherfucker by Dr. Ghostdad June 30, 2014

Dense Motherfucker

Someone who makes doesn't think well enough

I am not thinking enough for this definition making me a dense motherfucker

Dense Motherfucker by Your Mutha November 19, 2013

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker 

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.

You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker by LEGENDARY068 March 15, 2021

Disengenuious dense motherfucker 

An insult used when someone is promoting false information about something/ one to the world

YOU DISENGENUIOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU'D HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!

Disengenuious dense motherfucker by DoneVoyage February 21, 2021

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker 

Someone that has to know something about something or they couldn't tie their shoes.
You should be as aggressive as possible when saying this.

Matto: Did you know about it?
Anon: I don't know anything, man.
Matto: YOU DISINGENUOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker by Henrique_Radical November 3, 2021

disingenuous dense motherfucker 

someone that can not tie their shoes

matto: you disingenuous dense motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

disingenuous dense motherfucker by cheerful ox July 29, 2021

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker 

A person (typically a motherfucker) that doesn’t know anything about what they are talking about, and they can’t take in easy to understand information.

You disingenuous dense motherfucker, obviously you need to know something about something or you couldn’t tie your shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker by ElixirG November 9, 2021