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deloshed 

when someone steals your laundry detergent and slams your head against a wall.
aldgas;bjadnbgu;aeonh; NO
deloshed by idontknow September 8, 2003
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Demolished 

1. A person who is inebriated.

2. The act of defeating one's opponent (typically in video games).
1. "That guy is so DEMOLISHED!"

2. "Toby DEMOLISHED Bowzer when he played Super Mario Brothers last night.
Demolished by HeatherFeather_RD January 14, 2008

demolished 

Means very drunk usually or it can mean a person is highly affected by narcotics. Generally the implication is so intoxicated that they lose control of their motor abilities, essentially either passing out or sitting in a still stupor.
I'm going to get demolished on Friday night at a keg party.
demolished by james trent February 8, 2007

demolished 

1. To fuck someone really hard

2. To devour a meal so fast it leaves a mess, or no food is to be seen

3. To win a fight verbal or physical
1. I wiped out my big cock and demolished that tight ass

2. I was so stoned that I totally demolished that burrito

3. I went to jail, but I definetly demolished that dude!
demolished by ImaBrat January 31, 2010

Delished 

A verb used to imply hardcore sex with an individual.
Girl 1: Damn girl, I see you had fun last night
Girl 2: Mhmm bitch. That nigga Deontè delished my shit.
Delished by Riq100 January 3, 2017

Demloished 

The French word describing the act of getting a cream pie thrown in ones face.
You just got demloished!
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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