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Deletitis 

A condition marked by an urge to clear your inbox by batch-deleting all your unread e-mail, regardless of content.
Your inbox is peppered with unread messages going back three months, because you only ever read messages that appear important at the time you're checking. Eventually, you become stressed out every time you open your email and see something like "New Messages (257)." You then have an attack of DELETITIS which involves selecting all unread messages and deleting them, regardless of sender or subject. Now it says "New Messages (0)." Now you're caught up.

On phone: “Sorry I missed the family reunion, Mom... Yes..., I kno... yes, Mom, I know you emailed me the date and time but I had deletitis last week. Yes it IS an excuse... Yes it is... Is too... Is too...”
Deletitis by kickbuck September 24, 2011
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yeeticus skeeticus deleticus

To remove someone from a game, classroom, group, etc
(in science class)
Aaron: The teacher can eat crap
Teacher: Aaron, you may leave my class and we will talk after class
A student: Aaron just got yeeticus skeeticus deleticused by the teacher

Deletionism 

Deletionism (noun deletionist) is a Wikipedian Philosophy advocating for deleting unpopular or famous stubs. Deletionists want Wikipedia to be similar to a paper Encyclopaedia. So, Wikipedia would have only a few, very long, articles.
Deletionism is quite irritating. They don't support whether or not the information on Wikipedia is valid, or can be expanded, they take the easy way out. They delete it rather than edit it!
Deletionism by Secular leftist October 21, 2005

delegitimize 

To absolutely obliterate any credence, verity or seriousness one may be in possession of by making a fucktardedly stupid comment.
Zac: "I'm thinking about going to France over the summer. Look, this guy Haitian character in Ghost Dog is speaking Japanese!"
Frank: "That's not Japanese... That's French. Delegitimized."

and

Zac: "I dont see what you're pointing at, but I will drop my guard and stare blankly at that area while you blatantly steal half my soda."
Vincent: "Delegitimized."
delegitimize by Frank March 31, 2003

Deletious 

ADJ

erased, especially words from blogs or posts on the internet.
"My posts are deletious. I don't like everyone in my business."

1. Where did that comment go drummer boy?

2. You know they're deletious ya troll!
Deletious by Dopal September 11, 2011

delegitimize 

Reversal of the process of legitimization, see What people do to Bobby Liu
"Oh man, I'm so good at Pikachu!"
(Pikachu dies, and the player loses.)
"Smack! You just got delegitimized!"
delegitimize by Rustjive March 31, 2003

Deletiaspaceaphobia

The irrational fear of having to use the delete key on a keyboard.
I was writing my essay for school, but I had to stop. I realized I messed up and I couldnt continue due to my deletiaspaceaphobia.
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