the shadow delegate

a group of bandits that play pokemon games and target people for their own laughs

Person 1: omg its the shadow delegate
Person 2: man are they going to target us for their own laughs

by TheShadowDelegate May 10, 2018

Best Delegate

Also known as fucking joke this company attempts to chase the dream of making money from Model UN with a massive army of MUN child soldiers who have nothing else to do but attempt to teach innocent children model UN skills. This doesn't come as a surprise as it was founded by a bunch of 30 year old Yale MUN nerds who didn't get a job at Goldman Sachs and chose the next appropriate path .

#1: "So I applied for Best Delegate's summer program again."
#2:"Why?"
#1:"I want to reject their acceptance again. "

by Lamar Duckworth December 17, 2014

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Exkegation Delegation

Frat boys in line for beer at a kegger -all of whom consider it their 'duty' to drain the keg.

Jenny: "Are all those guys in line waiting for the bathroom?"

Carol: "Nope, that's the Exkegation Delegation" waiting for their beer."

by BuffDudeTotally December 30, 2014

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Total Delegation Meltdown

A disastrous event produced when the manager delegates every possible aspect of the planning to others who have real jobs and don't actually complete anything on schedule.

David go to Dublin this week? Who wouldn't want to go to Dublin?

Dude, none of the presentations were ready - there was a total delegation meltdown.

by PsychoPuppyDad October 4, 2011

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gossip delegator

one who is too embarrassed and/or lazy to tell people about something or someone, so instead they pick people that can't keep secrets to tell everyone about it. often practiced by uptight religious people who lost their virginity and want people to know they are no longer uptight, but too embarrassed to tell people themselves. therefore, they let the big mouths do it for them

After years of being a preachy bible-banger, Lexi finally got drunk and had sex with her new boyfriend. Because she was a gossip delegator, she enlisted the biggest gossips of the school to do her work, and now everyone knows she is a slut hidden behind religion and has four STDs. Hoorah!

by Alex Homeskillet July 20, 2008

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