decanter 

The act of using a catheter to drain one's bladder of urine, and the replacing it with wine or any other type of beverage. The decanter then serves other people by urinating into their mouths.

Man, that orgy last night had a decanter at it! My girlfriend got served, the lucky bitch.

decanter by Angelus January 27, 2005

human decanter

A man who uses a catheder to empty his bladder of all urine and replace it with wine. He then urinates the wine into guests glasses.

Last night we hired a human decanter, he was great at the beginning, but near the end of the night I wondered how much wine I was actually drinking.

human decanter by Nurse K February 10, 2008

decantering 

To pour wine from incrediply high up; The more extreme form of decanting, often involving portals, strange fluxes in gravity, random chibi-faced onlookers, a *bamph* sound efect, etc.

ZOMG! Decantering from such a hight!!!

decantering by *Flounce* August 24, 2008

Decatted 

The act of getting a cat off your lap. This can be done in any number of ways, but the term usually refers to the use of a hearing aid turned up full volume as seen with Earl Pickles' cat, Muffin.

Muffin: (thinking to herself) Oh, Earl's lap, I'm going to jump up there and try to scratch him!

Earl: Stupid cat! Hey Clyde, get me my hearing aid!!!

Clyde: (yelling) What in the world for? Earl Pickles, are you crazy?

Earl: I'll show you what I mean. (turns up the hearing aid loud so it's squealing. Muffin jumps off his lap scared)

Clyde: (shocked) What on earth did you just do?

Earl: That, my friend, is the art of being Decatted!

Decatted by Dusty's Baby Powder January 28, 2011

Decante 

When you bang a hot girl and you tell your friends about it and want to play it kind of low key.

Nah, she wasn't that hot...she was just decante.

(Has Spanish origins but is a perversion of the real thing, decente, supposed to be pronounced with a really obnoxious southern accent)

Decante by Heardbub May 10, 2017

decanterable 

A high quality wine worthy of being decanted. Unlike the swill you brought this Chateau Lafitte is decanterable.

Unlike the swill you brought this Chateau Lafitte is decanterable

decanterable by Vfeddie December 31, 2020

Decatted 

similar as Debug used in IT industry word, Decatted as used to remove cats from industry outdoor equipment to prevent any kind of false alarm or equipment damage. Typically under bad weather, some of wild cats can find outdoor equipment as shielding place to stay, therefore, cause some unnecessary damage to the equipment.

Decatted is part of Prevented Maintenance process after storm.

Decatted by Qkshar February 8, 2023