Dear Jane'd

To get rid of a girl who refuses to break up with you by making her perform more and more heinous and utterly disgusting sexual acts, ultimately causing her to utter the phrase "you're using meeee"! Consequently, she initiates the break up, never to be heard from again.

I Dear Jane'd that clingy bitch by nutt smothering her while ramming a popsicle up her ass.

Dear Jane'd by Frank Cincella March 20, 2009

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Dear Jane

when you want to break up with your girlfriend and you write her a letter to tell her that the relationship or your love is over. the female version of Dear John or Dear John Letter

after waiting for days for him to show up, i got a Dear Jane letter from him, saying that everything was over and he was seeing someone else.

Dear Jane by plume June 11, 2006

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dear Jane letter

A letter from a man to a woman breaking off a love affair.

Deciding to write a "Dear Jane letter" may be very difficult for you, but if you truly cannot face the person you want to break it off with, then you must be brave and forge ahead.

dear Jane letter by Jean-Luc Dalmasso September 19, 2013

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Dear Jane by FreeHongKong8964 August 21, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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