While a bitch cups and holds your nutsack with her left hand, she strokes your shaft with her right hand - similar in style to a poker dealer "dealing the cards" to individuals at a Texas Hold 'Em Poker table.
If you have no woman, you may also "deal the cards" to yourself while watching porn and drinking Hamm's Light.
If you have no woman, you may also "deal the cards" to yourself while watching porn and drinking Hamm's Light.
I spent $150 on that date so expected at least a blow job, but it was a first date so she was only willing to "deal the cards".
by SydneyAus February 13, 2007
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