Dead smart

When a bird is so fit that you don’t know how to approach or even act around them. *sees girl*

Me: boys she’s dead smart

You haven’t got a chance, she’s dead smart

Dead smart by Dead smart March 22, 2020

about as smart as a bag full of dead babies 

Lacking intelligence. Showing no common sense.

My team is about as smart as a bag full of dead babies.

about as smart as a bag full of dead babies by BackEntryBananza August 6, 2010

dead eye shart 

When an aging,overweight,bald man shits the bed while sleeping naked with his significant other

I need to clean the sheets before Lisa gets home. I had another dead eye shart last night.

dead eye shart by Poohbear316 May 29, 2017

Smartphone dead leg 

The loss of feeling in the legs due to prolonged smartphone use whilst sitting down, in particular on the toilet.

"Whoa candy crush just gave me mad smartphone dead leg on that last poo break!"

Smartphone dead leg by Droobilicious August 21, 2013