There’s that moment right before it happens, you start to get a little bit nervous. You open your mouth wide and take in that juicy hunk of meat. You taste a slight tang that you weren’t expecting. It takes you off guard at first but you learn to embrace it. This is not a one night stand. It’s a lifestyle. You are no longer a whataburger virgin.
Hey man! Wanna go to Whataburger?
What’s Whataburger?
*silence* This is unacceptable. We must dewhatavirginate you.
What’s Whataburger?
*silence* This is unacceptable. We must dewhatavirginate you.
by Whatalover October 3, 2018