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Day Bitch 

A girl you see during the day only, usually on a date. Probably not going to put out hence only seeing her during the day.
I'm tired of these Day Bitches man, This Day Bitch is getting on my nerves man I'm going to have to make her my night bitch soon man!
Day Bitch by Jouchebag October 26, 2011
Words you can keep

Next Day Bitch

Failure to follow through on promises and/or statements made the previous night as a result of being under the influence of a mind-altering substance.
FRIEND 1: "You ready to do this man." FRIEND 2: Ahhh man, I mean...I thought we were just bullshittin'." FRIEND 1: YOOOUUU next day bitch!
Next Day Bitch by Zerofallacy December 24, 2014

National fight a bitch day! 

May 27th is National fight a bitch day!
Do you wanna fight a whore you have hated the most in this world? Well today is your lucky day because you can fight that whore now!
"Bro there has been so many fights today whats up with these people!" "It because its national fight a bitch day!" "Hold my stuff bro"

bitch day 

Falls on November 15th; a day for all women to celebrate their youth and naughtiness.
Bitch day is right around the corner, ladies!
bitch day by vioguevara15 November 4, 2013

National Dumb Bitch Day 

On March 26th lands national dumb bitch day, a day dedicated for all those dumb bitches we all hate.
fuck off darline, its national dumb bitch day. A day dedicated to you

National Smack A Bitch Day

smack a bitch who runs their mouth to much or do it for “fun”
Sheila smack her Bestfriend cause it’s National Smack A Bitch Day and because her

Bestfriend slept with Sheila’s boyfriend🤣

This girl just ran up to me and smack the shart out of me

National bad bitch day 

August 5th is national bad bitch day . When all bad bitches just be the pretty bitches they are . So on August 5th go let a bad bitch know it’s her/his day !
Person 1 : it’s national bad bitch day !

Person 2 : happy national bad bitch day pretty !
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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