Dawgfishin

When a dude enhances his body by using filters or photoshop. Giving the appearance he is bigger than he really is. Typically used for rockets or to show off for the bros.

Have you seen Jeff’s Instagram post? He looks absolutely shredded.

Bruh that dudes straight up dawgfishin.

Dawgfishin by Juice__man February 15, 2021

Dogfishing 

Putting pictures on a dating website of you and a cute dog, (that is not yours) to attract the attention of the opposite sex. Its like catfishing but with dogs.

Your dog is so cute you should let me playbwith it and than we should hook up.

Thats not my dog.

Shitttt that dude was dogfishing.

Dogfishing by Dickwine October 4, 2018

Dogfishing 

The act of intentionally unleashing (although feigning it occurred by accidentally) an adorable dog upon a group of unsuspecting, attractive, and easily susceptible single males or females to lure in (hook) an attractive guy or girl to attempt to catch the loose dog thereby creating a seemingly impromptu introduction that will hopefully lead to a first date with the unsuspecting party.

Joe: Hey, where's Mark at?!? I thought he was coming to watch the game?
Julio: Oh no, he took his dog Bear to the beach to go dogfishing.
Joe: Dogfishing?!? What's that?
Julio: Oh that's when he takes her to a crowded part of beach with tons of attractive ladies then he pretends that she somehow got off her leash as she runs towards the pack of women and they try to catch her.
Joe: Damn! That's pretty ingenious level shit right there....does it ever work?!?
Julio: Oh yeah, he met his first two wives dogfishing. Chicks always bite for adorable puppies.
Joe: Man, I got to get a dog!!!

Dogfishing by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

datefishing 

When a person joins a dating site just to see how many suitors they can attract but never actually go on any dates.

Dude 1: Is this chick ever gonna meet me in person?
Dude 2: I dunno. Sounds like she's datefishing to me.

datefishing by donb2 April 23, 2014

DayFishing 

The Act of going fishing during the day, having some naturdays and natty ices, taking a dab, regurgitating, passing out in a truck, getting expunged, get beat up by Andy P, and get sent to a jail cell.

Wow, did you hear about my buddy who went DayFishing?

Ya, he fucked up big time again.

DayFishing by RICKLES457 August 20, 2021

dayfishing 

The act of fishing during the day while drink natty iced and naturdays, proceeding to get removed from a vehicle, violently reguritate, to cover up a secret relationship.

Ricky: did u hear about my ole buddy who went dayfishing
Bubs: ya, he fucks up every damn day

dayfishing by RICKLES457 August 20, 2021

Dogfishing 

When you put a photo of your dog on an online dating profile in the hopes of improving your chances of securing a mate. Dogfishing is even more dog-fishy when the photo is of the dog as a puppy, though the aforementioned dog is now a full-grown adult and not nearly as cute or as likely to encourage potential mates to consider the dogfisher as a partner.

That girl asked Bernard how old his puppy was after seeing a photo of his dog on Tinder - little did she know, he was dogfishing and the dog was now 3 years old.

Dogfishing by triceratop July 4, 2021