David Mortari

A so-called "marine" from Hawaii who threw an innocent puppy off a cliff and video taped it while serving in Iraq. The video has been questioned on its authenticity. Real or fake, possessing the idea to even fake such a stunt is sick and disturbing.

David Mortari must be punished or undergo psychiatric evaluation!

David Mortari by mintkid09 March 5, 2008

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David Motari

David Motari is sick!

David Motari by mintkid09 March 6, 2008

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David Motari

US Soldier stationed in Iraq.
Received international fame and extreme criticism after a video, depicting Motari smiling, joking and throwing a dog pup off an Iraqi desert cliff, became publicly acessible on the Internet.
The video has since been removed from YouTube, but can be found on some video portals.
Upon having been identified by some Internet users, David Motari's bebo.com space has been filled with hate messages. The US Pentagon is currently investigating the case and Motari's identity.
Several online petitions are about this case.

David Motari is an anti-example for proper, efficient and peace-oriented behavior when at war.

David Motari by StrikeDaMic March 5, 2008

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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