David Brain 

A guy that does exactly what he’s told to do by his friends. Takes what he’s told as the absolute truth, and then makes shit tier memes about others

Bro, just because Ted told you something, doesn’t make it true. Don’t be a David Brain

David Brain by David Black February 4, 2023

David Blaine 

the act of having sex doggie-style & pulling out (seemingly accidentally) @ which point you allow another male to take over, unknown to the recipient. At this point the first male sneaks out & reappears to the recipient, preferably by waving through a window from the outside.

Me & Nate pulled a David Blaine on Jennifer the other night. She totally freaked when she saw me waving through the window! It was awesome!

David Blaine by azul_77_00 January 16, 2009

The David Blaine 

When your getting a girl from behind and you let your friend take your place without her knowing, you run outside and knock on the window and wave to her yelling Wahlah!

I was with her the other night and we pulled The David Blaine on her, it was priceless!

The David Blaine by Soccer Kid12 June 21, 2010

david blaine 

Have sex with your girl in the "doggy style" position in front of a window. On the "out stroke" pull completely out and have a friend (or if your from the south, a relative) fill in for you. Hopefully she will never realize the switch. At this point, run outside to the window, stand in front of it and wave at your girl while she is still getting nailed by who she thinks is you.

i david blained that chick and she never knew what happened

david blaine by crisp January 11, 2009

David Blaine 

The David Blaine is a sexual position where you are having sex with a woman from behind and with out her knowing you let your friend slip in. Then you go outside and wave at her through the window.

Ricks and I love to pull the David Blaine on many girls but they usually don't laugh.

David Blaine by flave171717 June 10, 2010

Dropping a David Blaine 

The act of releasing a turd that is so thick and long that, upon cut/release/splashdown, you not only obtain a sensation of levitating, but you experience a chill, followed by a brief look behind you in disbelief and extreme exhaustion/weakness.

This experience, in it's entirety, has been known to mimic the sensations experienced by street magician David Blaine while performing his world-renowned levitation during the airing of "David Blaine: Street Magic"

Sorry about the smell... I was Dropping a David Blaine... it took a lot out of me... I might need an ambulance.

Dropping a David Blaine by BalduccisBalls June 19, 2011

David Blaineing 

Walking aimlessly up and down the sidewalk trying to impress people.

That fool was David Blaineing down Broad St. last night when he should've just been gettin a taxi home.

David Blaineing by Laura Stearns May 25, 2007