Definitions by crisp

david blaine 

Have sex with your girl in the "doggy style" position in front of a window. On the "out stroke" pull completely out and have a friend (or if your from the south, a relative) fill in for you. Hopefully she will never realize the switch. At this point, run outside to the window, stand in front of it and wave at your girl while she is still getting nailed by who she thinks is you.

i david blained that chick and she never knew what happened

david blaine by crisp January 11, 2009

Cuddle Cowboy 

When two homosexual males take a shit on each others chests, then give each other a long shitty hug and smell each others shit.

Barri and morrie gave each other a cuddle cowboy, and then licked the shit off each others chest.

Cuddle Cowboy by Crisp June 25, 2008